Let me just divert from my moaning about this country for a second and share a testimony with you guyz about my near death experience on the Easter of 2005.Even thinking of it still gives me shivers and it acts as constant reminder of GOD'S kindness to me and my family.
The incident happened one night in our house in Nigeria when i just finished gisting with my brothers and was about to go to bed.My younger brother who then was 9yrs old wanted to come and sleep with me in my room cos he was scared of sleeping alone ,but i refused cos me myself was scared of sleeping alone in my own room cos i had a nightmare the day before about two women with a something that looked like a bowl and wearing nothing but wrappers tied to their chests, standing in the middle of my room and screaming at me.So i decided it was best we go and sleep in my older sister's room but when we got there i realised that us 3 sleeping on the bed would be uncomfortable since my brother was a rough sleeper(he kicks and hits when he's asleep)and it would be real foolish to put him on the same bed as my sister who was ill with malaria,instead i took him to my other brother's room.I was half asleep when my eldest sister came and asked me where i kept my sick sister's mp3 ,i ignored her cos my tired mind was still trying to understand the question,then she asked me if i kept it in her wardrobe and i said 'yes' though i left it at her bedside table(thinking about it i just realised that GOD made give the wrong answer)she went and opened the door cos the light in the room was switched off and she didn't want to disturb my other sister,then proceeded towards the wardrobe.Next thing i knew she tells us to quickly go out of the room in a panicky voice,i woke my other sister up then ran out of the room thinking it was a rat(they scare the shit out of me),i was at the sitting room telling my mum that we needed to get them pest extinguisher people that comes and sprays chemicals that drive away pestes like rat and cockroaches when my eldest sister ran into the room and screamed that IT WAS A SNAKE,honestly that day i run pass Marion Jones anyway GOD used our security men that day because it was only through a miracle that they found the snake. Imagine they later found the snake in one of the open suitcases in my eldest sister's room which is in the other side of the house,so the snake had to pass my room,my brothers rooms,the kitchen and the laundry room to get to her room.After killing the snake the men told us that it wasn't normal for a snake to be in an area where there are many human beings moving around and there is not a single bush or like a cluster of trees or overgrown grass and most of all enter someone's room that the snake was sent by someone.Later we found out that it was sent for my eldest sister and it was her first trip to Naija since getting her Master's degree,anyway we also later found out that it was sent to us by a member of my father's immediate family.
It was a near death experience for me because no-one knows how long the snake had been there for ,it could have bitten my sister was had been lying there all day then maybe me when i was sleeping,it was GOD that moved my sister when she came near the wardrobe because she said it looked like a rope and that she only moved out of instinct,we believe that when it fell it was probably diving at her.
I'm totally grateful to GOD for how we survived that night and i ask you guyz to share your own experiences if you have any
32 comments:
God is Good,
glad your a'right
yeah that was a close call
but how big was the snake?
I hate those slithery bastards
even the toy snakes trip me out
yo I like "BEEF"
but I don't Like UFO/ANONYMOUS
faceless pussies
If you're worth shit state your name
Honestly You sound interesting
like you have something to say
But If you're a blogger and you're hiding your Identify.
And you're talking shit
then Am sorry you ain't SHIT
yeah come fuck with ME
I'll Justify you ain't Shit
I got ya R-Cuttie till you return
D.O.G.
Yo R-Cuttie I don't mean to start
ruckus on ya page but.......
@UFO
if you show me pepper I'LL show you "FIRE"
"GEEK"
if am in the biz of prostitution Am doing the PIMPing
and guess what?
you getting PIMPed "TraMp"
ALTHOUGH THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
I can't respex UFO's
If I have something to say I'll
say it on ya blog WITH MY BLOG ID
and WHY U MAD?
Whats so hard to believe about a snake?
hum!!! Naija !!!Jealousy, people, evil that men do. They would only try but would not suceed. God saved ur seniour sister. l can imagine. Terrible senario.
DUH..THE PICTURE IS NOT HER NOW ITS A BRITISH SINGER CALLED JAMELIA.LOL
AND ALL THIS FETISH THINGS ALTHOUGH I DONT BELIEVE IN THEM AS PER I WONT GO OUT OF MY WAY TO SEEK SANGOMAS AND BABALAWOS ETC,I KNOW THEY EXIST.
AND I HAVE SEEN THE HANDIWORK OF "AWON AYE" WHEN IT COMES TO SOME PEOPLE.
THIS WORLD IS A VERY WICKED ONE,ITS JUST GODS SPECIAL GRACE THATS HOLDING US ALL UP OH.
AND ANON THATS INSULTING RACQUELLE LOL U ARE A TRIP WETIN SHE DO U NOW?EVEN IF SHE BE RUNS GIRL SO?
NA IM YANSH NOW..MAKE SHE DO ANYTHING SHE WANT.
ABEGII RACQUELLE ME I DEY GBADUN UR STORIES OH...
all i have to say is LOL
@ UFO
would you speak one language
U "IDIOT"
what are you dyslexic?
Of course Am a Guy, "UFO"
If Am a common criminal.
you are a common whore.
Am sorry this isn't the (W.A)
Whore's Anonymous
go swallow a venomous snake
"Trick"
@ anonymous:
I will say this once. Not everything you read on ablog is true. if everyone had all their business out there, you will find a lot of fights going on.
You sound like you might have stumbled across an education sometime. Thus, there are more polite ways of airing your comment without insults.
Why wouldn't u put your name? Maybe, you know her and are also in the same "line of work" and she is stealing your customers?
Enjoy the world of blogging without trading insults. Only commoners and people of little education and low class talk like you have done. There is a classier way to do things.
PS: if u return, you should have the guts to leave your name. And if you decide to turn around and insult me, that is ur cup of tea. Whatever floats your boat.
@Racq: omo how far? just thank God.
wow.. i am happy to hear that you were unharmed.. snakes are the worst creatures.. and they are so vicious..i remember in naija.. the sight of a snake..brought about the sprinter in me..
Racquelle.. congrats.. this anon is proof that you have finally arrived in blogville..
keep ya head up my sister
OH AND BY THE WAY, HOW DO WE STOP THE MUSIC...SO MUCH HATE THE SONG
anonymous clap for yourself.
i am sure you feel you have achieved something with your day
@ Raquelle na God save you o........
Anonymous is just showing her/his level of maturity..how bitter can u get
@ anonymous you are just a fucking retard.....a big fool...only an illitrate akara seller like you would act like this..if you have got beef for raquelle lay it out and put your name down..why u faking some anonymous stunts here.Its obvious you know her personally or something but if you are not a coward put ur name and details!idiot common akara seller like you.Oloshi..olobo rirun!get ur fucked up smelly pussy out of blog ville..its obvious you aint got a brain...fucked up bitch...you are just a RETARD period...You must have been raped by your father as a child..if not i cannot explain why u would write stuff like that....was it ur dad that raped you ....or a gang of armed robbers...get ur fucked up pussy out of here and go home n be raped by ur father again..i hope he blows your brains out this time so we wont have pple like u around here(oh ,i forgot you dont even have a brain)!fucking piss head
Raquelle carry on jare
anonymous i appreciate your view but if you've got a problem with my blog,u can stop visiting it there are lots of other blogs out there.That's jamelia in the pic and adding 419 to my name doesn't make me a crook look at JJC and 419 squad its only part of my identification as a nigerian and yeah i always emphasise on being black cos there's so mush hating on black christians here so i'm proud of my race and i'm not hoe so you can carry your hating elsewhere
Diary of a g thanks 4 the support but no fighting
Amina thanks but i'm definitely not an asewo
yankeenaijachick i know some envious people will do anything to hurt you
Catwalq i'm fine thank you and make you no mind the yeye anonymous
ijeoma obu iheoma thanks i'll rmbr that
pink-satin i just don't understand the hatred
ebi tell am ohh
anonymous i can't believe you came back,i only saw your comments a couple of hours ago and by the time i posted mine you are already back with more misyarns, anyway i will not stoop to your level abeg i'll only reply the issues you bring up.You said that i'm ebi pls tell me why the fuck will i use another name to diss you when i can easily do it with my blog name,pls if that's how u do i don pass dat level and i also speak only igbo and don't understand yoruba .And what century do you come from that u r calling me a thief for using a celeb's pic on my blog.So you came back to see if i replied,it shows your level of maturity and you coming back again and again to drop more comments only increases my views so i have nothing to lose ,
you seem to be very angry with me for no reason so its either you know me personally or you are just an envious bitch, jealous that i'm living the life u can only dream about.U calling me an ashewo doesn't annoy me in anyway so u can keep on screamin it at the top of your voice
Abeg if money wey asewo dey get dey hungry you make wear mini skirt go stand for Allen Avenue and if you no get customer because you worwor then dat one na your own wahala
You dropping another comment will only prove that u aint got nothing better to do
@ anonymous..this is Ebi..and if u are regular on blogville you will see i comment on pples pages and so this is not raquelle.....
Raquelle pls ignore her...for the love of God dont reply her messages again.the more attention pple give her the more her retarded brain comes to play.
@ anonymous again..i have come to the conclusion that you are a sexually abused RETARD...you just aint worth beefing on...
Geez!!! wtf! is going on in here!
R-cuttie... dont mind the stupid retarded anonymous.. she is jobless.. such pple r to be ignored.. u know what i'd advice u to do is to enable comment moderations...
The stupid anony. will definitely rot in hell..oloshi, omo ale.. if u're not bold enuff to dispaly ur name.. then get the FCUK out of here.
Raquelle, abeg nnem, no let annons trouble you. unfortunately, some people cant be happy unless they make attempts to drown other ppl's days. I dont know if i believe much in the theory that the snake was sent to you, but i must say, the post was jokes. hopw you're well, take care
i never used to believe in those sturves, but momosy said it exists..the world is full of haters and wicked fucktards..thank God back happened to you and your fam. be careful mehn
RacQ-C:
I have a theory:
1. u have a stalker in this anonymous individual
2. the person likes used to like u
3. the person knows u
4. u did something to offend the person
5. he/she is slightly disturbed
6. needs medication
7. has a very limited vocabulary. a few words of english+ razz yoruba lingo + profanity
ring any bells?
Cat Bastard!I wonder why your witch momma did not abort you.Trust me,with your fuck-ass theories,I bet the world does not need riffraffs like you!
i didn't bother to read the UFO's
comments after the last two new ones because
this insane person is there talking to themselves
I just took note of the time interval between each comments
lets try a different strategy
I think all the Ugly little creature wants is some love and attention
lets all give the little rug-rat
a group hug and take it for some ice cream
how do you like that love?
you feel better?
We're friends now
tell us about yourself
all attention's on you
what do you have to say?
Like The Italians say uFo
Get--The--Fuck--Outta--Here
your comments are so dumb
you have no point
on a thursday morning
Am on my way to get dat money
Bitch
made
skank
type
ho
little
dick
riding
in
the hood
trick
Anonymous...i just think you need to go home and really ask God for forgiveness...cos all that u have written heer were really uncalled for..u just brought up beef from no where and u are stirring truoble in a very peaceful place...Just pray that God has mercy on your soul...Evrybody else ignore her...really...just ignore her
anonymous you are just a lousy bitch..Asewo two kobo..common Ajegunle bitch like you...e no go better for you..thunder and fire on ur generation..Your parents should be in jail for bringing a common retarded human beign like you to this world.You are a disgrace to the world,a big disgrace to humanity..You really feel like you have achieved something abi?lets give it to her pple she has achvieved o and i will say this once this is the biggest achievement you will ever have in life..cos your fucked up life in doom,you life is in shambles..serious one..Omo ale jati jati,as someoone said you must have been molested by family members.diary of a G,catwalq,raquelle n Ebi....let us pray in unison that motor will jam her.....idiot coming here with smelly mouth n all and writing rubbish...
@ Raquelle..this girl knows you and she is seriously jealous of what you've got.and all d isult she has hurled on anybody here will go back to her family and even the 100th generations to come
anonymous you are just a big fool..this is not raquelle...yes i own a blog but i am not putting my blog name down for u to mess it up with ur nonsense and retarded utterance..Omo ale,bastard child,jobless twat...Motor go jam u and ur family....abiku will be worrying ur children,emere jati jati,better go and wash ur head with coconut water and remove all this curses....becos nothing you say here can affect anybody...becos you were the that started insulting Raquelle from no where..u were even the ist to leave a comment on her page..as in are u stalki\ing her or not.
@ Raquelle sorry i am making this asewo think it is you writing this...
anonymlous,it is ur family that will run naked on the street..anonymous you cannot sepe 4 anybody here cos as i said you were the one that started all this...all d insult u have hurled on evrybody will fall on you..Sango and obatala fire your pussy and ur mother's pussy and ur father's already withered dick..May orisha bless the people that raped you..and may they rape u once more...ASEWO 2 kobo,ajegunle bubbler...shame on you.....omo ale...get ur rotten pussy out of here
ok no fighting everyone i've decided to moderate the comments since deleting the shit the anon said was hard work
nice blog...hope you stop at mine sometime
Wow...that's a crazy story. I'm happy that you made it out alive. God is very powerful.
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